Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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