oh god the rape fog is back!
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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