You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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