Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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