There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You ruined the universe
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
