dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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