Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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