So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
