it wasn't lemon gatorade
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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