my soul wont recognize me after tonight
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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