Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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