Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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