so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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