i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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