yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You're completely useless in the revolution.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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