Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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