Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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