We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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