Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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