Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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