so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Say something about gay babies.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
