a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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