I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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