And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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