No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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