another moral hangover. fuck.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
