I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think a kid would responsible me up
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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