Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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