is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I intend to get homeless drunk
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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