Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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