He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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