I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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