Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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