hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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