Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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