you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Farmville is her only friend.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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