The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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