i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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