Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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