nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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