am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
