I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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