Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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