if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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