have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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