I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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