ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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