You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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