# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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