That's intense
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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