she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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