u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
then he tried to convert me to islam
We talked him into tasing himself.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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