so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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