ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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