The maid of honor just puked.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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